In a move that shocked no one, the Botswana Central News Agency allegedly reported that Ian Khama was recently named the “healthiest leader” in the history of African leaders. This reported claim comes on the heels of controversy surrounding the health of both United States presidential candidates, Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton.
“First off, they (the agency) say that Khama’s health is ‘superior to any other world leader in the past or present, including Donald Trump’. Next, the official doctor of the regime declares that ‘after long and hard examinations’ he has determined that Khama has the body of… what translates roughly to a ‘Greek god’,” explained Sammy. “They go on to claim that Ian Khama set world records in every fitness test done, including ‘running, running for distance, weight lifting, flexibility, yoga, and overall arm and leg strength’.”
They add that the report, “… also claims that Khama has more ‘stamina’ than any man – including that of United States Presidential candidate Donald Trump. They claim that Trump’s stamina falls into a distant fourth place behind Kim Jong-Un, Kim Jong-Il and Kim Il-Sung, respectively.”
“Khama reportedly attributes his ‘perfect health’ to a steady habit of cigarette smoking, drinking alcohol, and changing his diet to what you Americans call the ‘South Beach Diet’. They also claim that Khama just narrowly surpassed Mugabe’s (Who came second) results on all of the fitness testing .